howiya lads, father dick moran from kerry here. ye know, the mad fecker that tried to rape that brazilian runner in athens. (I was waiting for the second fella coming but got a bit impatient). just letting ye all know ill be at the gig on saturday night and im going to wee on the sound desk and take a dump on the stage. Sure i might as well. cause im a priest i can do pretty much anything and still gi to heaven so ye can all go and **** off to hell.
then im going to walk down camden street and head butt some traffic lights, play kerbs and head into lapellos to warn all the young dancing girls about the second coming. The first coming will be outside the george. im terribly confused but im doing it for my country. we will all be saved. i promise you. see ye all at the gig for a pint and a bit of auld religious banter.
