I tried the brocalli like you said, but it didn't work my mickeen has actuallly shrunk to the size of a peanut now. Thats the last time I take advice from you.
sorry big dog, i reckon just go back to the cookies and forget about women . leave it to big bird. i presume he is called big bird for more reasons than one. the stud. he has the whole leaving in a house thing going on as well. however, you were a much stronger character in sesame street and we all truly miss you.
Apology accepted Doc and thanks for the words of encouragement, its not easy been a small furry little fecker that lives in a bin in an alley. Just to let you know that Ernie has taken your advice and is no longer chummy with Bert as he reckons you were right and that he was a bad influence on him.
So with that I will sign off and just say , even in your adult hood and later years 30s,40s and life takes you in different directions etc.
remember the immortal words echoing in your dreams and when you stop and if you stop and listen quietly you can hear it whispering in the trees:
'Will ya tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street'
PS. I wasn't on LSD before I wrote this post, by the way