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Snowman

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Yes thats right folkes snowman is back. For all those concerned i have been ill the last couple of days. It has come to my attention that people have been getting away with far to much in my absence and as i am the enforcer it is my job to , well , enforce.. People i must let you know that its all about the children. please can we make a concerted effort here.


good to be back snowman



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bressie blizzard

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i thought you melted dude. im afraid we dont give sick pay . enforcement is essential in the efficient running of a website. please inform me of any more a.w.o.l situations in future so a replacement can be issued. preparation is the key to success.


thankfully there were only one or two rule breakers but i managed to sort things out. (well done bresy) ok thanks.


its become apparent that less and less people are informing me of there problems. dont be shy. this may be a global phenomen that the world is becoming a better place or it maybe the fact that some of ye dont value my advice. thats ok. however, for all ye people that are in a bad place right now, ye got to go to your happy place happpppppppppppy.


give us a shout. doctor breslin



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box of frogs

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Considerable proceeds from the whistle auction should be split between Mick's date and Snowman's sickpay. Employee welfare ought to be prioritised, tut-tut Dr.Breslin. I propose to poach Snowman from your practise to form partnership and join me in the box. Excellent salary+commission, welfare bonuses, plus potential flexi-benefits Email ur CV with attatched photo, I am not shallow, hehe!Ribbbettt



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doctor breslin

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one word for you frogman "contract".


im afraid like everything else in the world the show is ran by contract. snowman signed. so if ye want him ye can buy him out. but he will be gone soon anyway. the weather is changing



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Snowman

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Doc sorry about the unexplained absence i'll give you my medical certtificate 2morrow.


So i'm desirable, there's nothing much i can do about that but the doc does have a point. i have signed on the dotted line and i am now bound by contract. However this particular contract does run out soon as the winter is coming to an end. anyone interested in the snowmans services should get in touch. I will be giving bressie first choice, however if his offer doesnt cut it then i will be throwing open the doors to any interested parties.



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box of frogs

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For two presumably psychologically-trained individuals, I am surprised at ur combined assumption re:Frog "man". I hope this is simply a term of phrase and not an omission to recognise the possibilty of such female intellect


Yes Dr. Breslin u make a valid point. However, depending on the wording, Snowman may be on independant contract, available for coveting from you with immediate effect. Also, your tone  implies u hold his valuable services with slight disregard, all the easier for me to steal him, that plus a bit of gentle persuasion, etc. hehe 


On a positive note, I am delighted to report that Maria has confirmed her groupie status as advised, by logging into my linked theraputic forum (albeit anonoymously!!!).However, admittance [of sort] is a positive step towards eventual recovery and may I encourage other similars to follow her example Perhaps Dr. Breslin I could organise for you to make a guest appearance as a special surprise, once more groupies have registered their existence and the rehabilitation process gets underway


 



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Shazzie

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Hmm me thinks twas obvious you are a girl because you seem awfully hung up on this "groupie" issue, possibly a tad jealous....?

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box of frogs

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A likely observation Miss. However, i didnt actually confirm whether i am or not   Careful:attack is the best means of defence...


Oh just wondering....for what reason would i be jealous?



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