I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but i need your help.
The first time it happened I put it down to too much drink. The next couple of times i fobbed it off as a passing phase, a part of growing up maybe. Unfortunately the problem has escalated far beyond these excuses.
I've been having recurring dreams about Mr. Chips from Catchphrase.You know the kind of dreams I mean. I won't go into the details, but during the dream, I can hear ol' Roy Walker commentating, "it's good, but it's not right". Repeatedly!
well johnny. Insomnia is the leading contributer to male sucicide in the western world. its a very serious problem but i may be able to help.
It is essential for the average adult to have between 6-8 hours sleep per night depending on your lifestyle. Any less than this can cause chemical im- balances in the sensory part of the brain leading to both un conscious hallucinations (ie recurring dreams) or conscious hallucinations (ie freaky ****). If there is a continuation of such trauma to the brain you may find yourself seriously ill indeed. I personally would love to see re-runs of catchphrase. What a show. What if you had baywatch playing over and over. Not only would you be suffering from insomnia but your cleaning bill for your bed sheets would be immense. What im trying to say is things can always be worse.
But how does this help you. you need to do the following to overcome the problem.
(1) give up mr. freeze's. there is e's in them apparently and its hard to sleep on e.
(2) go and watch as a bad singer songwriter. instant cure.
(3)buy a goat. the goats odour has an extreme calming affect on the motor sensory division of the brain. rup its tail on your forehead for 5 min every night.
if this does not help come back to me cause it may require more severe treatment(ie removing the frontal lope of the brain) but hopefully it wont come to this
I couldnt have put it better myself, well not in words anyway Very impressive indeed. However perhaps johnny would benefit from a more ehh shall we say...'practical' suggested solution
Dream analysis suggests that the root of recurring dreams where they involve repeated phrasology is in the examination of the phrase itself rather than the speaker. Keeping this in mind, it appears that you may at some stage have experienced subconscious trauma as a result of a scenario where u were deemed not to have performed a task or otherwise to ur full capability/expectancy ie. "it's good, but it's not right"
The majority of success in such scenarios is achieved when the sleeper undertakes to combat his fear during sleep by a process known as SIC 'somatically instilled confidence'. In simpler terms this involves the sleeper, prior to sleep, resolving to challenge the instigator in the duration of the dream. ie, you must come up with a smart answer for a smartass
Im afraid this is as far as i can accompany u on the journey to recovery as in order to maximise effectiveness, the comeback u use must be self-composed. However I will supply u with the following tip. Where possible avoid sleeping in public eg. buses, bar stools, mass, etc. until the problem has been resolved, as in the majority of cases the dreamer is susceptible to using certain volume pitches/uncontrolled physical actions in order to reinforce his smart answer, likely to be deemed inappropriate and undesirable by any unsuspecting surrounding citizens.
very good mr. frog but plagiarism is not allowed in the forum. its against the copyright act of 1987.(get the finger out snowman) I also find if you speak english to the patient involved it often yields more beneficial results as they can actually comprehend the advice they have been given. not all are as knowledged as you and i (not to sound patronising but i have studied for quite some years now in order to get this good), but ill put it down to in-experience. You have a great mind and way of thinking but your people skills must be nurtured in order to get to my level.
However, you show a most inovative side of your talents with the groupie forum. very well done sir but please enforce that mothers of blizzard members must be banned from posting.
I will leave you now with the touching words of d-ream "things can only get better".
Shazzie, lost ur tongue?? now now, what have u been indulging in! Where did u get that clappy face its class!?
Doctor, u will note that all the above content can be found in any english dictionary Besides, i see no great difference between your use of vocabulary and my own
as regards plagiarism, i have no idea what u refer to. all advice is my own. Much offence taken While i will be vigilant to the possibility, I assume mothers of blizzard members would have no desire to post on the forum. Groupies tend to have one issue on their mind when seeking therapy, I would not like to encounter any cases rooted in Oedipus complex issues!?!
Apologies, I wasnt aware you had studied for quite some years. I must say uv aged remarkably well I accept your criticism as the constructive form, I'l work on further nurturing my people skills in the fence later
now now mr. frog dont get grumpy. its all a bit of fun. however your mere questioning of my advice was deemed highly in-appropriate. i thank you for your compliment on my ageing process but i feel you overstepped your mark slightly.
but thats ok. i am a forgiver. please refrain from using over indulgent language that purely serves to confuse and bore our fellow readers in an attempt to illustrate your false intelligence. as karl marx once said, "any man can read a book but not every man can understand it"
Now now, are you implying that our fellow readers may be lacking the intelligence to understand me? Doesnt inspire confidence to take ur advice
U should remember 'words are wings of the soul', and as Francis Bacon once said "some must be tasted, some swallowed and others chewed and digested"......
dont turn your over indulgent language back on me. its not about intelligence. its about comprehension. my fellow forum readers are the most intellegent i have encountered and are a joy to communicate with.
Theres quite a bit of dictionary bashing goin on...i agree keep it country!!! Box of frogs i thought the whole groupie forum thing was meant to be a bit of a ****-take...don't assume that i have 'one issue on my mind' and secondly don't broadcast over the web-page!!!! always remember to assume makes an ASS of U and ME
Bressie see ya on ouldcastle in a few weeks...your buying i presume! Til then..
Ah yeah im only messin', I was just bored there for the past week doin assignments thru emails and was loggin' in to amuse myself. Not assuming anything bout ya at all Maria, apologies
Anyway was beginnin 2 annoy myself nevermind ye, If i was any more country id be a !!! so Il be leavin the fancy talk ta Dr. Bres from now on, an il be off....
Oh if ya had happnd ta pass the crossbar lasnite, the doctor himself was playin in a green tshirt in tribute to my passing hehehe........Bye all!!!! Ribbetttttt
Very impressive indeed. However perhaps johnny would benefit from a more ehh shall we say...'practical' suggested solution
Besides, i see no great difference between your use of vocabulary and my own 
While i will be vigilant to the possibility, I assume mothers of blizzard members would have no desire to post on the forum. Groupies tend to have one issue on their mind when seeking therapy, I would not like to encounter any cases rooted in Oedipus complex issues!?! 
Doesnt inspire confidence to take ur advice 
Love you too doc 
!!! so Il be leavin the fancy talk ta Dr. Bres from now on, an il be off.... 
