i caught my willy in my zip about an hour ago and although it was not funny or amusing at the time i can manage a lil laugh now as the throbing subsides to a mere painful legacy. (mental reminder.... wear levis no zips )
see the lengths i go to to bring joy and smiles to our fans face.
wel hows she cutten .....any crack Last wek end my friend likes the footballer lee sharp,so as a good mate decide 2 bring her over 2 naas 2 see him,ended up not seein him.but had lots of coctails and shoots (theyl be the death of me yet) any how after resident bar we went 2 bed,she woke up thinkin i was gone missin she ran out of the room with just her top on and no trousers on! door locked bhind her with out think she pulled down her top and went runnin down the coridor,lokin 4 the room,final she found a cleaner and she found out her room and let her in,ud need more than a boom 2 wake me! so next mornin we got lost tryin 2 get out found a porter i couldnt stop laugh at her face when he told her there are loads of camra s around!! i supose ud hav 2 b there .... good luck with everthing iv heard ur song on mullingar fm,(lerics are deadly) mental crack down there, the women seem madder than the men! me and my friends think yer the bees nees good luck now shorty!
a similar thing happened to a friend of mine at a weddng we were at! there he was asleep in his bed in the hotel tucked in cosy with his girlfriend! and he got up to go to the loo. he went out the bedroom door as opposed to going into the bathroom! so there he was naked wandering the corridors of the hotel. he could not remember which door he came out of as he was so hammered drunk. he had to go down to the reception and ask them which room he came out of!! highly embarassing for him but very funny story for everyone else at the wedding!!!!
Hows she cutten shorty! whats the crack, well was that personal experience!! (My friend!!) i saw ye are backin the walls far play, i though john splane was playin 2nite as well but he s 2morro though, if u listen 2 his lericas there quiet entertain as sang with acork accent! Properly hav a few storys of the girls after 2nite. . ." break a leg 2nite "
a friend of mine told me that one of the lads that work with her a while back, they were workin ina site in Dublin. he was dieing 2 go 2 the toilet! it wasnt just a number 1,O no the poor bastard was out the night b4 and had a good feed of drink and must hav got a bad one!! pressure started 2 get 2 him so he decided 2 pull in the truck and park it. as it was very early in the mornin no where seemed 2 b opened so he jumped in 2 the back of the body, he though he was safe as there were only cars goin by.....as he forgotten about the doubledecker buses!! ( on early morning the buses they are always packed!)Poor Cunt....
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and although it was not funny or amusing at the time i can manage a lil laugh now as the throbing subsides to a mere painful legacy. (mental reminder.... wear levis no zips )
I EAT POO.yum yum tee tee ha ha tittie.tee he yug yug ha ha ha ha ha he he he he he ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he he he he he he he .................!!!!!!!!!!!!ha ha ha ha he he he he he ...ha he.he ha
