hello pondering patsy. your post is an unusual as one is only used to dealing with a single issue at a time. however, as you are my first client of the day i shall answer your philosophical array of questions.

first. how to cure a hangover. prevention is better than cure. ( ie. dont drink) however if its completly nessesary to get bolloxed there is only one way to get rid of a hangover. find a beef farmer in your area (u may have to travel if your from the city) and ask them if they would be so kind as to wank a cow off for you. cows sperm is the only complete cure to a hangover as it contains an array of vitamins that can only be found in cows baby juice. warning... drink near a sink as you may find a strong need to vomit.

second. how to get a guy to fancy u. big turn off is either a girl who is pissed or worse a girl who has just drank cows sperm to cure a hangover. however to make a guy fancy u go up and make polite conversation (example... have you heard that band the blizzards. they are the best band i have ever heard etc...) this, unless the guy is a complete nerd is going to work.

third. your final two questions are somewhat philsophical and i will answer philsophically. the sky is blue because that is the colour of the aura of god ( or whoever you worship). there are 1.2345768 billion people living in the world which of course is ever changing. its bloody great

thank you for your questions. i hope my answers will help .

yours in peace and science. doctor. blizzard

thanks doc blizzard.   

your method for curing my hangovers is very extreme. and to be honest ill not be trying it! its also a big bit yuck!

 ill try the blizzard chat up line on the guy i fancy!! ill let u know how it goes ! im hoping there will be total success!

hello fruity and thank you for posting. your complaint is a very common one but also one that requires a bit of thought and as im such an expert in this field i shall be happy to help. unless your a materialistic human who thrives in the joys of capitalism i would suggest you leave your job. here is my reasoning behind such advice.

if your job gets you down so much it will cause you to spend copious amounts of your wages in later life on stress related diseaes brought on by unhappy working conditions. (ie no matter how good your pay pack is now it will be shadowed by medical bills in later life)

my suggestion is get a job in a fishing tackle shop or something where the only stress is the occasional fish hook getting stuck in your hand. sure, your not going to be minted but your medical bills in later life will be minimal and also if you have any mates who fish, they would be delighted by the fact that you may be able to obtain cheap tackle.

thank you and good luck

fruity,

if u can find one job that is very well paying, surely there are bound to be more fun jobs that pay well in your field of work!!

 do you feel the docs replies are not that satisfying? they seem to be a bit far fetched in my humble opinion

but who am i to question the doc

well you could spent the time that you are not working doing lots of fun stuff!!!i would reccommend stuff to do but i am not sure what you consider fun! so that way when you are stuck in boring  boring work you have things to look forward to!

yes i do find that time passes exceedinly quick once i am not in work!

there is just not enough time to do all the fun stuff in the evenings!

christmas is coming soon!!!

work sucks

as i have been a model worker all week they r letting me go home now!! which is sweet.

i hope you make it thru the next 31 minutes!!

chat to you again soon and enjoy that exta monday not in work!!!

im sorry if you find my responses un satisfying but i shall not have my professional ability questioned on this forum. in case you have not noticed pondering patsy wanted to find out how she could gety a guy to fancy her or notice her. your numerous replies and overt flirting with pondering patsy have allowed you explore your social interaction skills with the opposite sex. at least one of your questions have been helped.

overall, i think pondering patsy and fruity should hook up.

god im a fecking legend

hi fruity

how is work going today? had u a good long weekend. in my opinion it was not long enough!

gezz the doc got a bit narky with us!!!

patsy

Hey Tiny Tim,

Sorry 4 boring the pants off you!!!!