No no I'm not.. I am a jammy dodger.. no I am definitely a peguin. Yes I am a penguin with very good typing skills. You might have seen some of my recent work. I starred as an extra in a movie narrated by Morgan Freeman. A very convincing performance I thought. Jesus but was it rough on set... note to self.. never go on location to the south pole.. never ..no matter how much money they offer you! The feckin Blizzards I had to endure there...you wouldn't believe it!