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tony

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well doc, my friend told me about the site and ADVICED ME ABOUT your agony aunt help. Its really good to know there is someone i can talk to. My problem is this, i fancy my sister.


If my parents found out i would be in severe amount of bother. You know what  they say. Love is blind. What do i do.


please help



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Snowman

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Tony, sought your stuff out. ezy as that


sorry bessie blizzard but thought i would look after this one



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bressie blizzard

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oh dear oh dear. The auld fancy sister syndrome. Your in trouble hear big fella. If your a fan of eastenders you will understand the problem this may cause. Throughout the years incest has been part of life for many ethnic and traditional groups but that does not make it right. You will have inbread deformed kids and take many severe beatings off normal folk like us. Saying that ye could emigrate to somewhere where this form of behaviour may be acceptable( ie; mars). But this may not be an affordable option just yet( not until ryanair get on the case).


In the meantime i would suggest you lock yourself in some room with enough food, drink and entertainment to keep you going for a year. Get your sister to do the same where both of you have no access to any beauty products (makeup, razors, scissors etc) and after the year when ye come out ye will be so beat down looking that this attraction will have ceased. If this does not work cut your willy off.


thank you and i hope it works out right for you



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bressie blizzard

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i hear ye snowman, i wanted to tell him he was an absolute freak but it would have been a bit un-professional. its grand though cause he is being locked away for a year . we are safe

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Snowman

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true, i look at myself as the enforcer of the chat room. any dirty work leave it to me. i see this as a way of making it up to you. keep up the advice though as i  suppose these people need as much help as possible and hopefully with the advice they are recieving they can make it through their problems.


 



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bressie blizzard

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you got yourself a job, you can be the muscle behind the forum. Its an important job and one which takes courage and heart. anyone ****s with doctor breslin or rest of the crew will get severly reprimanded by the snowman.


dont **** with the chuck



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Antoinette

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Hi Bressie,



God, one comment and such abuse! Oh well, mark it down to a learning experience. I am sorry for insighting anger in another!!! It was said in harmless jest.


Observation:Think yourself and snowman should hook up. Seems she's got some wild crush on you! Love reading the interplay!



Antoinette



P.S Have seen you performing on stage and you're not awful looking, bearing in mind I was squinting though!




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Snowman

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are antoinette, first warning. if u have already posted a comment on the msg board in another discussion, please refrain from using that same comment in another discussion......


 



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Antoinette

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Dear Snowman,


God, relax! Did I hit a nerve or what? Look you obviously like the guy, so stop hiding behind 'Snowman' and tell him - you might be pleasantly surprised!


You only live once and he does seem to love your emails!


Advisedly,


Antoinette



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bressie blizzard

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how's it going. Im afraid you are going to have to leave the deep psychoanalysis to me. I am the professional after all. sometimes i may sound slightly patronising in my tone but i dont mean it. i have studied for many years to get this good . However, i do think you have a future in the agony aunt game. maybe you could be my young apprentice. if you sent your cv to the forum we can maybe discuss terms. you and snowman could be part of the blizzards crew and who knows, a few years time you could have your own agony aunt site. nothing would make me happier.


so what do ye say. are ye on board



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Shazzie

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Hmmm it appears to me, granted an unprofessional opinion, that there are possible anger issues interlinked with dillusions involved here as I have not seen any such "abuse" on this website!!

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Antoinette

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Bres


Ha Ha very funny, no thank you!


Will leave the future actions of others in your capable hands.


Signing out,


 


Antoinette


 



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Maverick

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Howdy.
Quick message to Snowman - I think you are being a bit harsh on that fella Tony. Especially since he didn't write to you looking for your unqualified advice. All problem responses should be coming Auntie Bessie.

Do it for the music Blizzards.


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maria

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Just an observation but for a girl (antoinette) who claims she isn't particularly drawn to bressie...well all her posts have been dedicated solely to him..not to anyone else who responded..just an observation...


Ps...maybe its like the treat him mean thing..Bressie you might just have an admirer in her


Byeeee



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melanie

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either have i but its always good to cover your back. as chat rooms go its very orginal. bressie blizzard seems to let all that intelligence go to his head. he is slightly mental but i like it

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bressie blizzards

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lets hope you do not regret that hasty decision. opportunities like this do not come around very often.

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bressie blizzard

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myself and snowman have sorted this out. i think long and hard about my responses and confer with many people in order to give the appropriate advice . i sincerly hope that i help all of you, because at the end of the day. unhappy fans means unhappy band. please dont hesitate to make contact. AS the great fraiser once said "im listening".


thank you



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bressie blizzard

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now now maria, remember what i said about the psychoanalysis on the site. it has to be left up to the professionals (ie; me). observations are ok but they must be backed by either empirical evidence or theory. its a hard game but its a hard life


thank you for listening



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maria

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Dude just noticed you have a degree in clinical psychology...see im actually studying psychology and i would be very grateful if i could do work experience with you as it would work wonders for getting into my masters in sports psychoanalysis!!!!! (you having played rugby n all...oh was chatting to niall today)


maria



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bressie blizzard

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aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhahhhahahahahhhhahhhhhhhhhh,    somebody please think of the children aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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