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Ernie & Bert

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Dear Doctor,


we are ernie and bert from the muppet show you might remember as a kid, currently we are unemployed and have lost a lot of our fame and popularity, so we hang around with some of the old fraggle rock gang (you also might remember as a kid), drowning out sorrows in our local pub. Were also on the welfare and cant get any women to make little muppets, can you give us some advice on how to get out of our 'has-been' syndrome.


 


Yours faithfully,


Ernie & Bert



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doctor b

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first of all lads, get the finger out and stop feeling so sorry for yourself. ye and the rest of the muppets are the rock of most of my generation childhood memories. dont you dare take them away by drinking your life away. ye had your day in the sun, sometimes you just have to move on. my advice is tell bert to cheer up and you go out on your own ernie. you were the talent. bert i felt held you back and thats maybe why you are being left behind. go for it yourself. tell bert to keep drinking. he was a bully and deserves his ****ty life


best of luck for the future



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