I'm the cookie monster from sesame street, i see my old buddies Bert & Ernie have been seeking some of your expert advise, I too have a problem, apart from livin in a dustbin and havin a cookie fetish its that I have a furry muppet mikey and it plays havoc with the women, since i cant get a 2 inch erection, can you help?
i think your ok big guy. chicks dont usually go for cookie eating fellas who live in the dustbin. such snobs. So i would'nt worry too much about your 2 inch erection. chances are you may not ever get to use it. sorry if i am hurting your feelings but i am a realist and must tell the truth. maybe if you have small hands you could self service yourself instead or change your diet and your penis may grow. Im not quite sure if cookies enlarge to penis area. try broccoli. apparently its great for that area.