My problem is that today in my local Spar, the Indian guy behind the counter grasped my hand as I handed over the money for my orange juice, looked at my (v. ornate and pretty) ring and said, "Your ring is so beautiful.Very Indian" as he gazed into my eyes.
When I still hadnt gotten my hand back 5 minutes later and he had moved on to my dangly "jewel of India" earrings, I was beginning to get worried. Was this man pining for his homeland or did he, as I suspect, in fact, mean to propose that I marry him and use my extensive collection of Bollywood style jewellery to finance a lifestyle where Spar-servitude would be but a twinkle in his glinting brown eyes?
P.S. Even though I sometimes complain about Ireland, I am not cut out to be an Indian bride.Should I avoid this man at all costs or perhaps stage a pre-emptive strike by telling him that I am already married to a Mafioso type who doesn't appreciate other men admiring his wife's jewellry?It is a troublesome situation indeed.
hello indian bride, the answer here is easy. bring the auld tourets syndrome into play. next time you go into spar scream at the top of your voice "**** the stupids bastard ****e **** of a dirty bollox of a ring ****ing eat my ? aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", and then look at him as if nothing happened. he will at this stage go off the whole marraige thing. if he is just homesick he will just think your fecking nuts
problem solved.
please alert me of any future issues you may face and i will do my utmost to solve them.
